things drinking coffee out of a 70’s novelty mug can fix:
nerves from an icy drive home
underachievement in the motivation department
thirst
things drinking coffee out a 70s novelty mug can NOT fix:
realizing how often what i really needed was to talk to you, and now it is too late.
what is beautiful remains 
sip sip sip ahhhhhhhhh
I too am an Oscar winner in the “Lack of Achievement in Motivation” category. However I’ve misplaced Oscar and can’t be bothered to fond him.
Lovely Lovely cup!